June 11, 2013
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Letter to granddaughter about what her mother, my daughter, was like as a girl. Letter to be given granddaughter when she is a teenager.
It’s probably hard for you to think of your mother as anything but “Mom”. She did, in fact come to me, like you came to her, as a baby. I watched her turn child, turn teenager, turn woman before my eyes. She was, and still is, personality SHAZaaAAaaM from day one. And just like you, her spirit filled whatever space it was in. She came with two speeds and two speeds only, slow drip and full throttle.
(This is part TWO
of a letter I wrote to my son
not long before the birth of
his first child.)
WARNING: Your baby is currently participating in an intensive training program called, “Baby Boot Camp” (BBC). The sole objective of this boot camp is to prepare YOUR child for life with you – “The Parental Unit.” A copy of the program outline was obtained by the PUFFD (Parental Units For Fair Disclosure) during a covert (had to be, BBC wouldn’t play fair) operation.
Excerpt . . . . . . . . .
~ How to amuse yourself with one.
~ How to blame one to save your own behind.
~ How to unite with them to gain the upper-hand.
The “Divide and Conquer” technique.
~ WHY you really don’t want them touching you!
~ Their ‘stuff’ really is cooler than yours – how
to ‘get in’ and ‘get out’ without getting caught.