I swear, sometimes my humans make no sense. Mom spent three and a half hours on the patio tonight cleaning it. First she raised hell with the spiders, moving big heavy stuff, knocking webs down and sweeping them away. That part didn’t take her vary long but she didn’t enjoy it much. Especially when one of the spiders she was trying to get rid of landed on her shirt. She jumped around and swatted at it while saying some bad words. Obviously humans don’t feel the same way about spiders as toads do. Then when se was done with the spiders, she started untwisting the vines on her Jasmine plants – who does that??? It took her forever! I was at the window where I could see her, I let her know I was missing my family time, but nooooo, she just kept right on untwisting until they were laid out long all over the patio. Then she twisted them back around some tall new spikes! I don’t get it, why undo them just to redo them? And why do that when she could have been cuddling and playing with me?! We won’t have enough time for stories tonight! I am very disappointed. Oh here she comes. Greeaat, she’s holding her back like she hurt it, silly Mom, she knows she shouldn’t be shoving and pulling those giant heavy pots around, now she’s going to have to ice it and we won’t get ANY cuddle time!
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