Usually when I snuggle with Mom at bedtime, she is on her back and is reading. I will take up position in one of two places; either up by her neck under her ear, or between the two hills of flesh she calls boobies. Now here’s the thing about boobies – they move! At first, before she lays down, most of them are out in front. But after she lays down, one slides off to the left and the other slides off to the right. There’s still enough flesh left on top between those and her belly (which doesn’t really slide off to one side or another, it just kinda, um, “settles”), for a decent, albeit LOW-RISE cuddle cave just the right size for me.
But here’s the problem; last night I was snuggled in the cuddle cave between her boobies, when Mom got “go to sleep” sleepy before it was time for Piper to come in and get me. (It’s our routine.) So, Mom took her glasses off and set her book off to the side. Then she ROLLED!! She rolled onto her left side causing major shifting for me!! The bottom fell out from under me and then SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE, down came the top like fast moving lava!!! Danger, danger!!! A girl can get suffocated that way!!! GEEEZZ Mom, WARN A GIRL NEXT TIME!!!
But here’s the problem; last night I was snuggled in the cuddle cave between her boobies, when Mom got “go to sleep” sleepy before it was time for Piper to come in and get me. (It’s our routine.) So, Mom took her glasses off and set her book off to the side. Then she ROLLED!! She rolled onto her left side causing major shifting for me!! The bottom fell out from under me and then SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE, down came the top like fast moving lava!!! Danger, danger!!! A girl can get suffocated that way!!! GEEEZZ Mom, WARN A GIRL NEXT TIME!!!