CHUNK PUFF?!! "Awwwww, she's so cute! She's such a . . . such a . . . such a . . . . little Chunk Puff!" says Mom of me to Pip!
Here's the thing - I'm good with 'Little Person'. I'm good with 'Little Person Friend'. I'll even take ' Shorty'. And 'Adorable' works too, so does 'Fiesty' or 'Adventurous' - but CHUNK PUFF!??!!!!! Oh, oh, oh, and then they go squishy, squishy squeezes on my sides and oogle and smile a lot! Gees, Humans can be so weird sometimes. "She feels like a roasted marshmallow, " says Mom. Has she seen herselff?? Mom's got a bit of chunk puff going on herself these days! Chunk Puff indeed. And Ginger - sitting over there chuckling to herself. "What are you laughing at Fur Face?!"
"You! I'm laughing at you - - - Chunk Puff!"
"Well knock it off you, you - - Dog Breath!"
"Like I've never been called that before!" She's still chuckling, then says, "it's ok Buntah, it's a love thang. They're just lovin' ya."
"Like the nose nose nudges and the poke pokes I suppose?"
"Yep, just like that."
"Good grief."
Here's the thing - I'm good with 'Little Person'. I'm good with 'Little Person Friend'. I'll even take ' Shorty'. And 'Adorable' works too, so does 'Fiesty' or 'Adventurous' - but CHUNK PUFF!??!!!!! Oh, oh, oh, and then they go squishy, squishy squeezes on my sides and oogle and smile a lot! Gees, Humans can be so weird sometimes. "She feels like a roasted marshmallow, " says Mom. Has she seen herselff?? Mom's got a bit of chunk puff going on herself these days! Chunk Puff indeed. And Ginger - sitting over there chuckling to herself. "What are you laughing at Fur Face?!"
"You! I'm laughing at you - - - Chunk Puff!"
"Well knock it off you, you - - Dog Breath!"
"Like I've never been called that before!" She's still chuckling, then says, "it's ok Buntah, it's a love thang. They're just lovin' ya."
"Like the nose nose nudges and the poke pokes I suppose?"
"Yep, just like that."
"Good grief."